Dialogues: Do Americans dance in church?

During a very animated worship time at church last night:

Fifi: Do Americans dance in church?
Me: No (not like this, anyway).
Fifi (in shock and horror): Seriously?
Me: Seriously.
*Fifi favors me with one of her wide-eyed expressions of complete disbelief.*
Because if you don't dance during worship, what are you supposed to do?

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