White Person!

You know you've been here a while when...

You're walking down the street in your neighborhood and you see a white person and your train of thought goes like this:

Oh. My. Goodness.
What on earth is he doing here?
Wonder if I should talk to him?
Hmm...maybe he doesn't speak English.
Should I try English or Portuguese?
This could be awkward if I choose the wrong language.

And by that point, of course, you've already passed each other by.

But the fact remains that there was a white person in your neighborhood. 

And you've been talking about it ever since.